[ Mhhh...okay that is true. They are both awful at the Staying Alive thingy. ]
Cute as they were, that doesn't excuse one of them trying to bite off my fingers. I'm starting to think that any furry creature who's at my waist level and walks in two legs is a menace. Maybe they're Rocket's long lost cousins. To be honest, running for my life at least once a day is more like work to me.
Yeeeeah...That's the stuff friendships are made off. Jokes aside, what is wrong with that man. I've never seen anyone more stuffy in my whole life. And I've met aliens who were nothing but tentacles, teeth, and eyes.
[ They will get to that, eventually. Maybe. Someday.
And yes, Pete 100% agrees with that. That song is a masterpiece and Rey dancing something that he regrets not recording because it was very cute and very funny. Next time he will play her ABBA. ]
I'm going to start carrying a water spray bottle. Don't worry my lips are sealed. He's got enough of a big ego as it is.
What if he's a robot? Not like a cool droid, just...and asshole robot. Would explain the lack of human emotions.
[ As she should. He's got a lot of great songs to share with Rey and a lot of awesome dancing moves. ]
You seem to be implying that my plan isn't absolutely flawless. Soaking a bad-tempered Racoon with the ability to build weapons from scrap? Sure nothing would go wrong.
Now, if only that was actually possible. Imagine how much better the galaxy would be if he changed into and actual decent person.
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Cute as they were, that doesn't excuse one of them trying to bite off my fingers. I'm starting to think that any furry creature who's at my waist level and walks in two legs is a menace. Maybe they're Rocket's long lost cousins. To be honest, running for my life at least once a day is more like work to me.
Yeeeeah...That's the stuff friendships are made off. Jokes aside, what is wrong with that man. I've never seen anyone more stuffy in my whole life. And I've met aliens who were nothing but tentacles, teeth, and eyes.
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But you know what is great? The Bee Gees' iconic song Stayin' Alive. Which I would bet Quill has introduced to Rey and she did this dance. ]
You should definitely consider investing in an exterminator. But I do like Rocket. Don't let him know that.
I have no idea. There's a running list of theories on the Resistance base. I think he just has a stick lost up his arsehole.
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And yes, Pete 100% agrees with that. That song is a masterpiece and Rey dancing something that he regrets not recording because it was very cute and very funny. Next time he will play her ABBA. ]
I'm going to start carrying a water spray bottle. Don't worry my lips are sealed. He's got enough of a big ego as it is.
What if he's a robot? Not like a cool droid, just...and asshole robot. Would explain the lack of human emotions.
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When this inevitably blows up in your face, I want it known I not agree with the usage of a spray bottle. Unless it's to mist down Groot.
In that case, we could try reprogramming him.
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You seem to be implying that my plan isn't absolutely flawless. Soaking a bad-tempered Racoon with the ability to build weapons from scrap? Sure nothing would go wrong.
Now, if only that was actually possible. Imagine how much better the galaxy would be if he changed into and actual decent person.
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You're right. Absolutely nothing. He's certainly not going to be plotting your early demise and asking me to procure the scraps for your death trap.
I think that's too much to ask of the galaxy, Quill. Something might go fundamentally wrong if we go that far.
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He might do that but...would you betray me like that, Rey? After I made you crepes and everything? My heart is breaking.
You might be right, it would be too weird. Like Thanos being a good person or Drax putting on a shirt.
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I'm going to need more crepes to convince me not to aid in plotting your destruction.
Both would be as good as a Death Star, it's true.
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I see how this is. Blackmail. Sweet, delicious blackmail.
I accept, I'll even add strawberries.
Better not give him anymore thought then, he doesn't deserve it.
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Welcome to Jakku's sense of opportunism.
You're right, putting him far out of my mind.
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I shouldn't have laughed because that's awful, and yet...
Best idea.
I'm not sure if I have all the ingredients for the crepes, Groot is a bit of a candy addict, I should go check.
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If you’re out of strawberries, juna berries will work.
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Good to know. Take care, Rey. I'll contact you once the food's done so you can come claim it.
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[ He knows how strong she is. ]
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