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[spacedisaster]

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[bewithme]

[ Oh no. This is what Rey gets for not knowing Earth moves and which ones are cool and which ones are dorky af. ]

You're right. Absolutely nothing. He's certainly not going to be plotting your early demise and asking me to procure the scraps for your death trap.

I think that's too much to ask of the galaxy, Quill. Something might go fundamentally wrong if we go that far.

[spacedisaster]

[ Rey should be glad that Peter doesn't like Fornite and considers the Floss a shame, or that's what she would be learning next. ]

He might do that but...would you betray me like that, Rey? After I made you crepes and everything? My heart is breaking.

You might be right, it would be too weird. Like Thanos being a good person or Drax putting on a shirt.

[bewithme]

[ leave my uncultured child alone, peter ]

I'm going to need more crepes to convince me not to aid in plotting your destruction.

Both would be as good as a Death Star, it's true.

[spacedisaster]

[ He is hElPiNg! ]

I see how this is. Blackmail. Sweet, delicious blackmail.
I accept, I'll even add strawberries.

Better not give him anymore thought then, he doesn't deserve it.

[bewithme]

[ HaRdLy. You're setting her up for failure!! ]

Welcome to Jakku's sense of opportunism.

You're right, putting him far out of my mind.

[spacedisaster]

[ Everyone's a critic nowadays. ]

I shouldn't have laughed because that's awful, and yet...

Best idea.

I'm not sure if I have all the ingredients for the crepes, Groot is a bit of a candy addict, I should go check.

[bewithme]

Best do that. Your life depends on it.

If you’re out of strawberries, juna berries will work.

[spacedisaster]

Yes, it is a very risky mission but I'm sure I'll success.

Good to know. Take care, Rey. I'll contact you once the food's done so you can come claim it.

[bewithme]

I'll try not to die of hunger or help plot your death trap before then.

[spacedisaster]

Please...As if you'd need anyone's help to kill me.

[ He knows how strong she is. ]

[bewithme]

I like to maintain a humble pretense.