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[spacedisaster]

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[bewithme]

[ DANCING QUEEN ONLY SEVENTEEN she will definitely be dancing to this good choice ]

When this inevitably blows up in your face, I want it known I not agree with the usage of a spray bottle. Unless it's to mist down Groot.

In that case, we could try reprogramming him.

[spacedisaster]

[ As she should. He's got a lot of great songs to share with Rey and a lot of awesome dancing moves. ]

You seem to be implying that my plan isn't absolutely flawless. Soaking a bad-tempered Racoon with the ability to build weapons from scrap? Sure nothing would go wrong.

Now, if only that was actually possible. Imagine how much better the galaxy would be if he changed into and actual decent person.

[bewithme]

[ Oh no. This is what Rey gets for not knowing Earth moves and which ones are cool and which ones are dorky af. ]

You're right. Absolutely nothing. He's certainly not going to be plotting your early demise and asking me to procure the scraps for your death trap.

I think that's too much to ask of the galaxy, Quill. Something might go fundamentally wrong if we go that far.

[spacedisaster]

[ Rey should be glad that Peter doesn't like Fornite and considers the Floss a shame, or that's what she would be learning next. ]

He might do that but...would you betray me like that, Rey? After I made you crepes and everything? My heart is breaking.

You might be right, it would be too weird. Like Thanos being a good person or Drax putting on a shirt.

[bewithme]

[ leave my uncultured child alone, peter ]

I'm going to need more crepes to convince me not to aid in plotting your destruction.

Both would be as good as a Death Star, it's true.

[spacedisaster]

[ He is hElPiNg! ]

I see how this is. Blackmail. Sweet, delicious blackmail.
I accept, I'll even add strawberries.

Better not give him anymore thought then, he doesn't deserve it.

[bewithme]

[ HaRdLy. You're setting her up for failure!! ]

Welcome to Jakku's sense of opportunism.

You're right, putting him far out of my mind.

[spacedisaster]

[ Everyone's a critic nowadays. ]

I shouldn't have laughed because that's awful, and yet...

Best idea.

I'm not sure if I have all the ingredients for the crepes, Groot is a bit of a candy addict, I should go check.

[bewithme]

Best do that. Your life depends on it.

If you’re out of strawberries, juna berries will work.

[spacedisaster]

Yes, it is a very risky mission but I'm sure I'll success.

Good to know. Take care, Rey. I'll contact you once the food's done so you can come claim it.

[bewithme]

I'll try not to die of hunger or help plot your death trap before then.

[spacedisaster]

Please...As if you'd need anyone's help to kill me.

[ He knows how strong she is. ]

[bewithme]

I like to maintain a humble pretense.