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Peter Jason Quill ⬤ MCU /Gotg
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moonblessing ⬤ CORDIS

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[hot_handed]

Though you said your girlfriend was the strongest deadliest person in the universe.

Didn't say she was a coward.

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[spacedisaster]

I take it that your first conversation didn't go to well, uh?

Look, you can't just walk up to a lady and ask her to fight you. Ever heard of charming them first?

[hot_handed]

You want me to charm your girlfriend and your girlfriend thinks I'm dating you.

You're both so fucking fucking weird.

[spacedisaster]

Not her specifically but as a general rule. Wait, what. She thinks what now?

Yeah, that...I can't argue with that.

[hot_handed]

She thinks I'm JEALOUS of her and want to fight her to get to you.

No wonder you're both dating. You're both idiots.

[spacedisaster]

Oh my god....that's HILARIOUS. How did she even get to that conclusion? I'll never let her live it down.

Ey now, maybe Gamora misunderstood something you said. She's an alien, she's not that familiar with humans or earth stuff.

[hot_handed]

If you annoy her about it for me I won't kill you since I need an outlet because she's a coward.

I Noticed.

[spacedisaster]

Ey there, she's not. She just doesn't go around fighting the first person who has beef with her or want to prove something. Do you know how often that happens?

But yes, I asked her about it. Honestly, what was she thinking... Peter is still laughing at the idea.

Your conversation went that bad, uh?

[hot_handed]

If that's the case it should be easy to kill them.

...She called me a tree.

[spacedisaster]

Killing isn't difficult for her. She's done it a lot in the past, when she didn't have an option. Now that she can choose, she doesn't want to do it unless is strictly necessary.

A tree? Why a tree? was she talking about Groot?

If it makes you feel better, I could fight you...?

[ Don't say that he never does anything for you. ]

[hot_handed]

I don't give a shit, but that's stupid. What if something happens here and she's outta practice?

No, she was talking about pissing!

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yeah sure.

[spacedisaster]

We fight plenty during missions and she trains a lot, she is not and never will be , out of practice. You should see her with a sword.

On second thought, I really don't want to know what sort of kinks you and my girlfriend discuss.

Ey, if you changed your mind and you really don't wanna...

[hot_handed]

I can explode a sword.

Wh

UGH. What the fuck is WRONG WITH YOU

Shut up, I said I'd fight your senile, arthritic ass.

[spacedisaster]

You can explode anything, I'm well aware.

[ And now Peter's laughing again. ] Relax, I'm pulling your leg. That's not my thing and not her, as far as I know.

WHO AR EYOU CALLIGN SNEILE!?

[ Yeah he can't even write properly when he's mad. ]

[hot_handed]

I would beat her in battle.

Only senile old men use the idiom pulling someone's leg.

[spacedisaster]

Ask nicely and convince her to fight you, then we will know for sure.

What kind of reasoning is that!? That's not true! It's just words.

[hot_handed]

I did ask nicely!

Whatever you say, gramps.

[spacedisaster]

Didi you introduce yourself, tell her we knew each other and then ask for a friendly fight or did you just yell at her to fight you?

I'm an ancient then that makes you a baby.

[hot_handed]

I told her I knew you!!! She didn't listen.

[He conveniently ignores that other part, because the latter is totally what happened.]

That

No.

I thought you didn't know math.

[spacedisaster]

[ Ignoring it only makes Peter notice it more. Oh, Katsuki. ]

I'm talking to her, I'll see what I can do. try asking her avian with more tact in the future.

Sorry! No take backs! If I'm near senile then you're a toddler.

[ Behold this logic. ]

[hot_handed]

Fuck that. I don't ask people anything.

You act like a toddler.

[spacedisaster]

Maybe that's the problem, Katsuki. Asking can get you further.

I'm a mature adult that does perfectly mature things. But sometimes people on Earth just do them differently than me, it's all.

[hot_handed]

Asking's for losers.

Sure. Blame your time in space. If that's the case, then Samora would be even more immature than you.

[spacedisaster]

Asking is what people with common sense does. It's not as if people is going to think less of you for having some manners.

[ And this is grant coming from one of the Guardians, given their general lack of said manners. ]

The name's Gamora and ey, shut up. You know there's much older people in this planet than me, right? Do you go bothering everyone else or I am just special?

[hot_handed]

I have better manners than you, asshole.

Not going to remember a coward's name. If I bothered them, they'd probably have a heart-attack, or they'd be so far gone they wouldn't understand. You're just pathetic enough to earn it.

We fighting or not?