[Thor should probably be more disturbed by this than he is. Your sense of normal gets skewed a bit when you grew up with a brother who was as liable to stab you for fun as he was to hug you. Also when said stabbings aren't exactly life-threatening. Instead he chuckles a little at Peter's story, particularly the part where even once he's charmed someone into his bed, they still might attempt to kill him.]
Oh, you might be surprised how many are compatible with Asgardians.
[The kick doesn't hurt, of course, but it is a jolt that pulls him out of his thoughts. Easy for him to get lost in those, especially when he's annoyingly sober. Getting some food into him has begun lessening the hangover, between hydration and the vitamins and minerals in the soup, though only time will heal it completely.]
Hm...? Oh, right, uh... my schedule's open, I think. [It's an extremely low-effort joke, but it's an attempt at levity, and even if he can breathe in space for a while it's still in his best interest to help keep his temporary home-away-from-home in shipshape. Besides, getting to do the heavy lifting that Peter can't is always good for an ego boost.]
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Oh, you might be surprised how many are compatible with Asgardians.
[The kick doesn't hurt, of course, but it is a jolt that pulls him out of his thoughts. Easy for him to get lost in those, especially when he's annoyingly sober. Getting some food into him has begun lessening the hangover, between hydration and the vitamins and minerals in the soup, though only time will heal it completely.]
Hm...? Oh, right, uh... my schedule's open, I think. [It's an extremely low-effort joke, but it's an attempt at levity, and even if he can breathe in space for a while it's still in his best interest to help keep his temporary home-away-from-home in shipshape. Besides, getting to do the heavy lifting that Peter can't is always good for an ego boost.]